It's Only Ironic If You Don't Have Hands

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Don't Leave Me This Way

(This post best read whilst listening to Thelma Houston's 'Don't Leave Me This Way'. Disco dead? You wish...)

Baby, me heart is full of love and desire for you.
Now come on down and do what you gotta do
You started this fire down in my soul
Now can't you see it's burning out of control
Come on satisfy the need in me
Only the return of Casablanca can set me free...

Ali is a whee bit obsessive, this is true, but if you have seen the movies a dozen times or so and have developed as deep of an appreciation for this movie as I then you would understand.
I'm actually a little worried I'm going to stray from my path in life without a little steering from the beautiful character of Captain Renault.
He's so damned charismatic, so sly... so good at looking out for his own neck. He's got his priorities straight. I can only hope I can one day bear some resemblance... using my authority and power for sex from young down on their luck beauties. One day Ali, one day...

But I'll never be able to grow that little moustache of his. What a pity.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

If I Could Just Take A Moment of Your Time


I would like to announce that Christopher Walken is wonderful and I want to have a passionate love affair with him. Thank You,
Courteney

:This is strictly Courteney's opinion we in no way discourage namecalling, threats, or beatings directed towards Chris Walken(but if I ever find out you did anything to him...well you dont wanna know what I'll do to you-C:

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Jennifer Beals - dear god!


A Brothel you say?
Let's hire Jennifer Beals immediately. She's gorgeous no?
Only one woman can match that kind of sexiness but unfortunately I don't have any fishnets.

Well there is my up and coming burlesque house on the way but I must admit I had never planned to locate it in ParksVegas, I need to go to where the glamour is.
Actually I rather have a New York craving right now, and itching to take a bite of the Big Apple.

Forgive me, I have spoken loudly. A Rant By Courteney


Well darling, it has come to my attention that we are in desperate need of something interesting in this town. I mean coffee is all good and well but really i think we need something of more substance...like a brothel or you know...something along those lines. *Sigh* I suppose I'll suffer without until I can move somewhere that does have simple everyday pleasures such as brothels. (hint to the owners of "The Fisherman's Daughter" in Qualicum...your store has the perfect name and location for a brothel)

:These are strictly the opinions of an extremely bored and goofy Courteney. Ironywasalreadytaken in no way indorses the sale of women or men for sexual pleasures:

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

"Shave Me!"


Tut, tut, darling.
It is only due to the fact that I have such a profound respect for our dear Courteney that I did not delete that post on the spot.
What happened the other night isn't Wuv, or any silly kids games.
It was the art of seduction in it's truest and purest form. I'm serious when I call it an art, if I could post my seduction on this blogger, I swear I would do it.
It is the expression of my truest self.
Or my randiest self at any rate.

Rather like the above picture, minus the words "Shave Me!" written on my leg. Speaking of which...

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Wuv Twue Wuv

ali and james sitting on a bench. K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
lol..srry couldn't resist...sooo cute.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

so spherical


this is eryn. eryn lives at my house. eryn is a sphere. she is eve's sister.
www.freespiritspheres.com

building credit to Tom Chudleigh