A Birthday Poem From Our Biggest Fan

Damien, I love you so much. Thank you. :) <3

Cherished friend

A stranger in the morning
Who comes to me through cable callings
Sees me through the early hours
To save my mind from going sour

With the quirk of a genius
You save me from a world so monotonous
With the beauty of a princess
Your now a friend so cherished

Our morning conversation
Or night time diversions
Have somewhat shortened
Yet I still cherish each second

One day we'll meet
So as in person we can greet
With friendly faces and tipped hats
We can moves from kittens to smoking cats

And on the day where we take the earth
We can each share an evil smirk
For now they shall see true theatre
With you as the leading actor

Happy birthday have a good one
Hope it's a day of free loving fun
Best wishes for the year
Forever a cherished friend so dear

Party On Garth!

Ali,

Amanda and I would just like to thank you so much for the beautiful cake

and being a part of that wonderful night!

Water Is Thicker Than Blood...Well...Not Technically Speaking...But In Our Case It Is...Yeah.

1.Your Name: Alison
2. Age: 18
3. Single or Taken: Single but you could take me any time you like
4. Favorite Movie: Casablanca
5. Favorite Song: Right now "Fernando" by abba, hehe
6. Favorite Band/Rapper/Artist: Queen
7. Dirty or Clean: clean
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Ears, but nipple soon perhaps... guess we're not going to get to do that before I go to Victoria
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Do we know each other outside of myspace? No, I'm your internet stalker.
2. Whats your philosophy on life? I live life for all the wine I haven't drunk, all the people I haven't fucked and all the weed I haven't smoked ... yet. ;)
3. Would you have my back in a fight? You betcha baby
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Of course not, why did someone tell you something? I have no idea what they're talking about, I mean who you going to believe, me or them? Listen I was drunk, and I'm just a very loving person when I'm drunk. They misunderstood me, I didn't say I was in love with you or anything, I meant it platonically. My words were slurred. I was drunk. I didn't know what I was saying. And I don't keep secrets, whatever you heard, it's a lie.
5. What is your favorite memory of us? Oh man... we've had some pretty good times you and I. Hmm I can't really decide; writing like envy she is friendly, watching those girls in bikinis, several other times spent smoking kittens but I think maybe it was screaming on the side of the highway.
6. Would you give me a kidney? Yes, I'd even pull an Urban Legend and kidnap some chick and still her kidney from her and leave her alive in ice in the bathtub. That's what I call love.
7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: I can't really think of anything, which is kind of sad. Last week I had a little relapse back into my Visine addiction... don't worry it's cool, I'm off it now.
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Definately, and get one of those stripper nurses outfits (don't worry I'd keep it on... unless of course it'd make you feel better if I didn't) and I'd take my job quite seriously. I already like to visit you lots when you're sick, selflessly putting my own health at risk. This lady's got a heart of gold. Hehheh... stripper with a heart of gold.
9. Can we get together and hit a club? Anytime after september 1st of next year. Or anytime after we get fake IDs or go to alberta... which we should totally do.
10. Have you heard any rumors about me? All these guys keep telling me you're the most wonderful, beautiful thing on earth. Which is obviously a rumour... I mean they were looking right at me!
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? Er ... actually I think I may have called you a cunning little tramp when I coudn't find you last night. But with drunken affection of course.
12. Do you think I'm a good person? I think you're a good and lovely person.
13. Would you drive across country with me? Yes, that'd be excellent. Except you'd have to get your license first, I'm not driving the entire country myself. Canada's fucking huge man.
14. Do you think I'm attractive? One of the most attractive people I know.
15. If you could change anything about me, would you? No, one of the things I love about you is your unpredictableness, if I could just start changing your personality wouldn't that make you predictable? Not to mention you are at the height of mediocrity (or should I say the middle of mediocrity) and I don't want to fuck with that.
16. What do you wear to sleep? Usually nothing, sometimes a shirt or PJ pants or that green silky lingerie thingy.
17. Would you call me for no reason other then just to talk? I do pretty much everyday and often end up over at your place just to talk some more.
18. Would you ask me out on a date? Yes, I already have. We have under a week to go on our date! How terrifying.
19. If I only had one more day to live, what would we do together? I think we'd write some pretty fucking amazing shit and then sing our brains out and dance under the stars like mad hippies.
20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Eh, just send it back to me. Actually we could post them on our blog. That'd be neat.

1.Your Name: Courteney
2. Age: 17...18 on FRIDAY!
3. Single or Taken: Single.
4. Favorite Movie: Dreamers
5. Favorite Song: Right now "Snakes On A Plane (Bring It)" by Cobra Starship
6. Favorite Band/Rapper/Artist: Right now, Hendrix.
7. Dirty or Clean: clean
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Ears pierced...and SOON my TATTOO!
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Do we know each other outside of myspace? No, everything I know about you I learned from reading between the lines in your "About Me" section. I'm very perceptive.
2. Whats your philosophy on life? PEACE!
3. Would you have my back in a fight? For Totally!
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Of course not. The truth hurts, deal with it.
5. What is your favorite memory of us? Oh man... we've had some pretty good times you and I. Hmm I can't really decide; writing like envy she is friendly, watching those girls in bikinis, several other times spent smoking kittens, screaming on the side of the highway but I think it was watching John Tucker...what a great day.
6. Would you give me a kidney? Yes, even if we were the wrong blood type I would...it's the thought that counts!
7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: I'm a PIRATE!
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Definately, after all you always take care of me.
9. Can we get together and hit a club? I'll hit you WITH a club...if you really want me too. The first rule about fight club is you dont talk about fight club. the second rule about fight club is you dont talk about fight club. wait...does typing about it count?
10. Have you heard any rumors about me? Generally when ppl start talking about crap like that I shut my ears off...seriously I have a switch!
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? You've never given me a reason to...you'd better watch it...
12. Do you think I'm a good person? I think you're marvelous dahling.
13. Would you drive across country with me? Yes, that'd be excellent.
14. Do you think I'm attractive? One of the most attractive people I know. Seriously fucking hot.
15. If you could change anything about me, would you? You know...you could stand to be a little bit more like Blake.
16. What do you wear to sleep? Usually nothing.
17. Would you call me for no reason other then just to talk? OMG! What a waste of phone time...obviously YES!
18. Would you ask me out on a date? Yes.
19. If I only had one more day to live, what would we do together? I think we'd write some pretty fucking amazing shit and then sing our brains out and dance under the stars like mad hippies.
20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? We just put a myspace survey on our blog...I think my life may be ending.

Now THAT'S a super-villian!!! He even beats Uma as Poison Ivy!

the saga continues...

he's everywhere...especially on this blog...*ponders*

Man Vs. Nature

"I AM the tar! I AM the rock!"

All of you should try walking barefoot through a mall parking lot...it bonds you with nature...what a wonderful thing. Ah, the things you learn while sitting in Starbucks occasionally staring at adorable baristas.

What A Beautiful Marriage

Ali and Courteney would like you to consider the following:

We LOVE that butler.

Thank You.

FUCKING ACTION!

"MAY-DAYYYYY!"

Lol...sorry. That was me, paying homage to the lovely movie Ali, Cory, and I watched the other night. Good times, good times.

Anyways, this post is to inform you all that Ironywasalreadytaken now has it's own Deviant Art account. I know, excellent right?

http://ironywasalreadytaken.deviantart.com/

Check it out beautiful people!!!

Peace,
Court

Jumping On The Boat

It seems to have worked for many other people, so we thought we'd try it as well:

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!

Nope, not famous yet...

We love you Damien!

Betty and Al.

Pussycats, Destiny, George, and Fuzzy Green Balls!

Ok...this is a slight rant.

Dont you think that the Pussycat Dolls of today is just a catfight (no pun intended) waiting to happen?
I mean, you take a bunch of semi-famous, kinda-talented, sorta-trashy, super hot girls and put them in a group and then decide that one of them is going to be the "main" girl who gets all the best singing parts, is in the middle of all the videos, and is the center of attention.
Come on...tell me that those girls aren't always fighting...it's even worse than Destiny's Child when they were playing the "survivor" game and voting everyone out of the group.
The best part about that was when they actually released a song called survivor. Oh the little ironys of life.
Anyways, I just figured maybe you'd appreciate that...I'm going to go keep listening to George Michael...Faith is ridiculously catchy (songs with clapping are awesome) ...and I figure since it's pride week I shall listen to as much George and Elton as I want.

Oh, before I go I shall tell you a little Elton story that I have:The first Elton song that I actually awknowledged as an Elton song was Dont Go Breaking My Heart. I saw it on Much Pop Up Video. Anyways, one of the pop ups said "What does Elton John and tennis have in common?" and the answer was "Fuzzy green balls." So that is my first real Elton memory. Some things are just worth remembering.

*NOTE* This is actually taken from my blog and before that it was taken from a late night e-mail to Nabil. I feel bad for the guy...I'm always e-mailing him my stupid opinions. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed my slight rant. Courts

Gone Awry

Yes, it's true! A new poem from the fantabulous minds of Courteney and Alison. This one actually ties in with our other poems and some of our blog entries. So you wonderful people may be the only ones who understand it. Too many kittens if ya know what I'm saying. Anyways it is entitled Gone Awry.


A night of plotting
Gone awry.
The order of words
Just isn’t
Sequential.
Sometimes confusion
Makes the most sense…

My heart is not good
For transportation
Because
When I’m not with you
It gets so…

…

….heavy.

Take this distance between
Me and you…and erase it.
Thoughts are quicker when sent
From the heart.
Forget your mind,
Please.

Talking about your poetry
Transfixes me
And makes me
Eager.
The sound of crickets
Is sometimes more obvious
Than silence
And I am oblivious
To it all.
Everything:
…take me.

I live for those moments
When I’m so close to your lips
That I--well you know the feeling--
Beyond…lust…
Love you.

These beautiful chords
Pour from my throat.
This is bliss
This is agony.
How could the world exist
Without this feeling?
They day my life ended
Was the day
The music died.

An object has never
Captivated my heart like this
Before.
Does this make me a bad person?
No, it feels too
Right.
Tock about fate.

Standing on the dark banister.
Look from beneath.
Your eyes are shaded.
You are my mystery.
Am I your clue?

(mustard)

(lead pipe)

(hall)

Time is of the essence
In work and love…
As for war…
Well you’ll have to tell me.

Crackers and cheese are
Wonderful.
I feel great love for them and the
Crumbs they leave behind.
Sparkle love
Brightens the world ahead.

My forth grade picture
Is stunning
But I doubt I’d call it
Smashing.
My nails are chipped and
Blackened
I wonder what that could be
From?

This lip print
Left on your cheek
Is intriguing.
I must meet the owner
Of such perfect
Lips.

These black
Elbow-length
Gloves
Makes these pale arms
Blend with the darkness
Perfect for someone who’s
Self-conscious of her
Elbows.

Birds and gypsies
Have never been as free
As this.
Are you a gypsy?
I’ll need my red dress.
You can press the zipper
Down my spine.

Undo my dress so I can
Become my
Other self
Let her loose.

We’ll push against each other
Until we meld together
Or is that melt?
Drip drip drip.

Undone I am unwilling
To be
Closed up
Ever again.

Being warped
Has never been
So in style.
Bend me baby!

…Stayed up too late
What else is new?
Late is a real time for me.
But I begin to wonder…
How late is really…
Too late?
We’re young
We have the rest of our lives.
But I don’t have the rest of my life.
I need you.
NOW!
Need I remind you:
*whoosh*