a goose named jude

Nabil put our kitten smoking rant into a poem...excellent....except it's not really his poem...he just had a list of everything Ali, Omid, Me, Afshin, and Nabil said...but whatever...he can have credit if he wants it.


A goose named Jude.
But Russian is a completely different Elephant!

“I think you’re a legend.”
“I think you’re a lady.”
-A Conversation between Timothy Dalton & Sean Connery

Hey! PERSIAN!
You know why I stopped laughing? I forgot the joke!
A duck named Jude
It’s a good thing we have labels on all of our body parts!
When Simon was chopped up and thrown into the dumpster
The police were able to tell which parts were which!
“That’s not a leg, it’s a penis!”

You trans me late!
Simon: Oh sex!
Betty: I’ll wave to that!
(group does the wave)
Simon: One day you too will understand!
Ashton: Or not.

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