Deep Blue I Love You Truly

Best Friends.

Finally a pic that wasn't photoshopped or taken at grad...

"Dial 'J' for Jake"

Wow that made me laugh pretty hard. And I swear it has (almost) nothing to do with the drugs.

Heh, how many have I said that tonight?

It's been a good one.

-Ali

Ali, you should NOT leave Courteney alone!!!

So this play almost rivals The Brothel...

In the play they are discussing how they have created a line of cars that runs on orphan tears. The creator of the cars drives up in a car pushes the horn and it wails "where are my parents? where are my parents?" Mike, my hat is off to you for writing it. Not only good at DDR and kissing but also at writing...

And just to add some more charm to this post I will reminise over excellent parts of The Brothel:

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?" "Fertilized!"

"What's your name?" "Mr. Annonymous." "Is that Russian?" "NO BITCH, It's obviously Scandonavian!!!"

Girl Guide: "Would you like to buy some cookies?" *Woman puts cigarette out on box* Girl Guide: "You burnt my box!" Woman: "Honey, thats as hot as your box is ever gonna be!"

Martha Stuart is the devil and Andrew Lloyd Webber is GOD! (typical theatre kids)

and finally the classic: "Aunt Jemima?!!? AUNT JEMIMA!?!?"

Yeah, I dont know...perhaps I shouldn't quit drugs...I am kinda whacked when I'm sober...

--Sugar Lips--

Twuuuuoooh Wuv!

Ali and Chris sitting in a...car?

K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

lol..sorry couldn't resist...sooo cute.

-Courteeeeeeney!

An Announcement

Ali and I would just like to announce that Ohris is a wonderful being. If we didn't have him, how would we spend our time?!?

Shaken Not Stirred

So for some reason it's outragously hot that Sean Connery openly admits he hits women. Anyone else and I would be outraged...but not him..."Oh SEAN, HIT ME AGAIN!"

Yeah...I think Ali and I are kinda messed up...oh well...at least we're sexy doing it...

*sean...if you read this...call us.........*

The Perfect Murder?

Courteney: (on phone) NABIL I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Nabil: (on phone) Ok. Let's talk this over. I'm going to come to your place.

Ali: (listening objectivly) Nabil, you know you just made it easier for her to kill you?

Angel Carrot Verbalizing Stick Arm

Courteney and Alison on Skype
discussing deep statements made on MySpace and public web profiles and how it seems weird to Alison.

Ali: But I am deep you know
Court: Oh I know, you’re deep
Ali: I’m like the deep blue sea I’m so deep. People just call Deep Blue, cause I’m so deep.
[Pause]
Court: No one calls you that.